ENTRIES SHORTLISTED FOR PRIZES LAST TIME

• Looking at the success of Hyundai SANTRO other car manufacturers are coming with the new names of their models as Maruti MALTO, Fiat FALUDO, Tata TOMATO, Mahindra PAPITO, Opel ORANGO, Mitsubishi BANANO, Daewoo KAILO..
• Daughter, "Oh Daddy! I love Romesh so much that I want to marry him, but I also can't leave the mummy"
  Father, " don't worry, take your mummy along with you"
• What is the life of a man ? - when he is born, his mother is congratulated. When he is married, his wife gets the present, When he dies, his insurance money is given to his wife.
• A NEWS-: An American scientist has discovered that Indian women talk too much . And if they keep talking like that then the rates of gold in Dubai will shoot up and there will be floods in Assam next year.
• Women can't do anything without men. See there is "Man" in "Woman", "Lad" in "Lady", 'He" In "She" and "Male in "Female".
• Two doctors opened their shop in front of each others. The first one put up a banner saying that he was the doctor of that area. The second one put up a banner saying that he was the doctor of that city. The first one changed his banner saying that he was the doctor of whole country. The second one putup banner saying that he was the doctor of the President of that country. In response the first one put up a banner saying that “God save our president”
• Why is it that people normally forget their date of birth but never the date of marriage?
  Answer- Tragedies are seldom forgotten.
• “What will be the best time for asking your father for your hand” asked the boy.
  “when he is not wearing his shoes” replied girl.
• Here is a cheque of one hundred.rupees in appreciation to your hard work” said the employer to his clerk “and if our company earns profit next year, I will sign on it then”.
• A minister went to a mental hospital for inspection. “why have you come here” asked one of the patient. “I am the minister” he replied. “ Oh don’t worry, you will be alright, I also used to say the samething, when I came here” replied the patient.

POEM

• Love is torture
  Which words can't just express
  Love is scandel
  With tears of pain and life disgraced
  Love makes your life insane
  Where many stand to lose ground
  Love plays this crazy game
  Where brain and soul die out in shame
  (Raja, Pudupet, Chennai)
• Hanstey hanstey unki ankhon mein aa gaye aansu
  Aaj hamne hi mausam ko badaltey hue dekha hai
• Meri hatheli ki lakiron se door ho tum
  Meri haathon ki pahunch se door ho tum
  Phir bhi dil yai maanta nahin ki kisi gair ki amaanat ho tum
• In the morning sun, a bud forms in a plant
  By afternoon it becomes flower and offers itself to the drone
  In the evening the flower withers and everybody leave it alone
  That’s the story of our life-the childhood, the youth and the old age
• Tumhari yeh Jheel si neeli aankhen
  Mera dil dewana kar jati hain
  Kya karoon aashiq ho gaya hoon
  Aawara ho gaya hoon main
  To phir is dil ka tadapana jayaz hai
  Kyonki diwana ho gaya hoon main.
  (Rajat - Roorki)